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Go on, Alfie!Oh, no! Charley!

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Charley, in the space!

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I'm open!

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Come on! No!

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Go on, Alfie! Yeah!

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3-0 to the Cockney Boys!

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Don't gloat.

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You'll get the crowd upset and start
chucking coins at you.

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Go on, get the ball.

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No, we scored. You get it.

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Charley, go on, get the ball.

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No, look how far he kicked it!

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All right, first one to the ball
gets a piece of gum.

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You nutmegged me.

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It was an accident.

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I thought you planned it.

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OK, I planned it.

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You ever wonder if there is one?

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What?A plan.

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When?All the time.

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You know, about everything.

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Or is it all an accident that looks
like a plan,

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but we're not paying attention?

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Is this one of those "meaning of
life" questions?Yes, it is.

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I'm not talking about you and me.

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Cos, of course, we were a plan that
almost turned into an accident.

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Sort of a really tragic one.

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Multiple vehicle pile up, burning
cars, twisted metal.

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Bodies littering the side of the...

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Kenny, we were a near miss, not
an accident.

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But it could all be a plan that
looks like an accident.

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Yeah. Could be.

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It's one of those ones that you can
roll around your head.

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You get nowhere, you can think about
it for a long, long time.

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You could, if you had nothing else
to think about.

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You got any gum?

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No.

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That could be a problem.

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3-0, mate! We're kicking your butt.

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Alf, it's just a game, mate?

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Don't take it so seriously, eh?

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All right.

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3-1!Yeah!No!

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3-1!

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Abby!

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Mary needs you!

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Oh, OK.

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I'd better go.

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Cheater!Calm down!

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Sorry, mate. You forfeit.

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Where's my gum?

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WOMAN SHRIEKS

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Nine centimetres.

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Nine centimetres.

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Nine centimetres!

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CHEERING

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Anyone else? Bets are about
to close!

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A fiver says it's a girl.

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The world doesn't need another man.

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And you're sure you've got
everything in that bag that

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you need?If I don't, it's a bit
late to go back now, isn't it?

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Oh, that's what I like. A doctor
that fills you with confidence!

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Everything will be fine.

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So you've got a crystal ball in
that bag as well, do you?

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I knew there was something
I'd forgotten!

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Will you get a move on, doctor?! I'm
gonna miss it!

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It only comes round once in a blue
moon, and I'm going to miss it!

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Bookmaker's closed! How are
you doing?

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SHRIEKING, CHEERING

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the core

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no more...

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The doctor's here.

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We ought to go down.

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Yeah.

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Keep breathing. Deep breaths.

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Push on the next one.

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I can see the head!What?

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I can see the head!

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She can see the baby's head!

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CHEERING

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It's like a bloody football match!

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What?

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Keep on breathing!It's coming.

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Where's the bloody doctor?!

85
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What?Oh, shut up, Douglas!

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Keep on pushing!What do you think
I'm doing?!

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A-a-argh!

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BABY CRIES

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Well done!

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More towels.

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Did we miss it?

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THUD

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Could somebody, er...?

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You're late!

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Sorry.

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You're early!

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Here he comes!

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It's a girl!

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CHEERING

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Look at you! You're a father!

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A whole new chapter of your life
just beginning!

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Did I...?

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No-one else knows?

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No.

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Oh, thank God!

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Is everything all right?

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Oh, aye! Mother and baby are
doing fine!

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We know that, Gordon. It's you we're
worrying about.

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I didn't tell them.

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Feeling better, Gordon?

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There you are. That'll put some lead
in your pencil.

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Aye, but then what'll he do with it?

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Open your throat right up.

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It's going down in one.

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Why don't you go up and see
your baby?

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I'll get to it in a bit.

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That's the wrong answer.

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Leave off, woman. Can't you see
he's busy?

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I guess I can't.

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Imagine if you'd ended up with her.

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Doesn't bear thinking about.

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Ceilidh tonight to celebrate!

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And then she called me "a fine
example of the weaker sex".

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That's good, isn't it?

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No! Even I know that's not good.

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It's a compliment. "You're a
fine example."

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Aye, a fine example of something
not good.

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How am I meant do the manly thing
with her when I know that's what

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she thinks?

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Manly thing? What's that mean?
Opening doors and stuff?

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You know exactly what my meaning is.

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What the hell are you worried
about, mate?

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I mean, you're a fine example.
I'm just an example.

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Which makes you better than me.

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Well, I did hope to set the bar a
bit higher than that.

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Well, if you want my advice, Gordon,

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when you get ready to do the manly
thing, yeah?

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Think "revenge".

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Oh! It might work.

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Stride right up to her, look her
right in the eye.

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Let her know you've got something
to prove,

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and you're going to prove it,
all night.

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You're from the Department of
Fulfilment in the Ministry of Love,

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and you are there on business.

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Oh, that's good.

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It's a lot to remember.

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One last thing.

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When you're about to be
manly, yeah...

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..don't faint.

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Did you have to bring that up?!

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Hey, Carolyn.

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You did good, eh?

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Aye, you did real good.

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Look how beautiful she is!

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Aye.

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What d'you think of the name Isla?

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Ida? You're not naming her...?!

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No, Isla!

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Oh, aye.

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Oh, that's better.

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Aye, that'll do.

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Do you want to hold her?

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I think I'll wait for that.

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I don't want to break it.

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You won't.

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No, thanks.

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I think I'll wait.

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How do I look?

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If Marjorie won't have you, I will!

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I spent hours in port trying to find
the right thing.

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No-one needs to know how long you
spent, Gordon.

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Aye, you're right. Don't want to
sound vain.

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I'm trying to make the effort.

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Oh, no, the effort's
definitely there.

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I mean, all that's missing is a
nice, big, gold medallion.

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Yeah.

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Oh, don't worry, I mean, surprise
her with it next time.

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Aye. That's what I'll do.

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Best not to show her the whole
package all at once.

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No, no, no. Save that until later,
when you're being manly!

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Are you being vulgar?!

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Yes, I am, yeah.

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But I'm not trying too hard, if you
know what I mean?

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Do you realise what we're doing
here? You and me?

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It's kind of boys' talk.

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I haven't done that in years.

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It's good. Feels good.

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You coming to the ceilidh?

189
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,760
Yeah, I might wander over
later, yeah.

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Uh-uh! The yellow slicker's gonna
spoil that look.

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Aye, you're right.

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Oh, dear!

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I'm meant to be collecting Marjorie.

194
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With all this excitement, I forgot
to give this to Abby.

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Would you mind?

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Yeah, no worries. I'll do it.

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I shouldn't really. It's against
the rules.

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I'm meant to deliver it to
its destination.

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You just did. It's all right.

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Cheers!

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She must have a pen pal.

202
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Fifth letter she's had off the
same bloke.

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Wish me luck.

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Yeah, luck, yeah.

205
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,640
You look fine.

206
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I don't care how I look.

207
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,800
Should I be finding somewhere else
to stay tonight?

208
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,040
Why would you do that?

209
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,360
Just in case you and Gordon want to
get frisky.

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Frisky? Sounds like a pony.

211
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You know what I mean.

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We're two grown adults, we don't
get frisky.

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00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,400
If you pinch your cheeks, it makes
them glow.

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I'm not looking to glow!

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00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,840
I can't believe I'm having this talk
with my own daughter!

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You're not alone there.

217
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,560
Look, if the porch light's on, I'll
know it's safe to come in.

218
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,720
But if it's off, I'll know you're up
to something.

219
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,280
Go and get a bar of soap, your
mouth needs cleaning.

220
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,160
You're not thinking of stopping
at his?

221
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,360
If you can't find soap, then
washing-up liquid will do.

222
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,880
And don't drink too much, this could
be a night to remember!

223
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,760
Hiya?

224
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,440
Hi. Sailor's delight.

225
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,800
Who told you?

226
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,160
I mean the sunset.

227
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,200
I know what you mean, you pillock!

228
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,000
Or else I'd have said, "Royal
Navy's delight"

229
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,920
or "Her Majesty's pleasure".

230
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,760
That's got a nice ring to it.

231
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You coming in?Yeah, ta.

232
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,440
Oh, so, busy day.

233
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,240
It was amazing.

234
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,200
I've never delivered a baby before.

235
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,040
What, Alfie and Charley don't count?

236
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,920
Well, somebody else's baby.

237
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,400
It's a weird, powerful thing
to watch.

238
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,120
So is Carolyn happy, yeah?

239
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,920
Over the moon. Love at first sight.

240
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,400
There's that dirty word again.

241
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,240
Whoops! Let me check to see if
you're bleeding.

242
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,920
Nope.

243
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,600
See how tough you are?

244
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,960
A heart of leather, me.

245
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,360
I saw Alistair, man! He was white as
a ghost!

246
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,800
He looked like he needed a
blood transfusion.

247
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,080
He'll come round.

248
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,200
You reckon?Yeah. He deserves
a chance.

249
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Just the one?

250
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,320
As many as he needs.

251
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:26,000
I remember when you and Robbie came
back with Alfie.

252
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He was pumped up and proud.

253
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,480
If I'd had a pin, I could've
popped him!

254
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,000
Remember he was going round with
vomit down his back,

255
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,080
after he was burping Alfie?

256
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,840
He had it all day, we never
told him!

257
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,400
He kept saying, "What's
that smell?!"

258
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,600
He even called the caretaker and had
a go at him.

259
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,400
He was sure there was a dead rat in
the walls.

260
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,880
Yeah, that's what I told him.

261
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,920
Alfie had the worst colic.

262
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Yeah, I remember that.

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00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,120
I'd get up in the middle of
the night,

264
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,400
and I'd find him carrying Alfie on
his shoulder.

265
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,520
Dancing to the music turned
down low.

266
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:05,320
Even when he had gone back to sleep,
he'd stand with me, watching him,

267
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,000
making sure he was all right.

268
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,280
I don't think he slept for a month.

269
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,280
Oh, er...

270
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,560
..post.

271
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,720
Well, open it!

272
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,280
Don't you want to see what he wants?

273
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,520
No.

274
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,040
Well, I do.

275
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,800
It's none of your business.

276
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,240
No. I know, I know.

277
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,640
So, he doesn't think we're playing
happy families up here?

278
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,640
Why would he think that?

279
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,880
Cos it suits you?

280
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,320
Did you read it?!

281
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,640
No! Course not.

282
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,520
He walked out on us!

283
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,000
He never sent a penny for the kids,
never cared what happened to us!

284
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:01,480
Robbie is a bastard and I don't give
a toss what he thinks.

285
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,120
No-one can blame you for that.

286
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,440
Exactly!

287
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,200
Except Alfie and Charley,

288
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,960
later on, you know, whey they
grow up.

289
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,840
When they find out he tried to get
in touch with them and you wouldn't

290
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,880
let him.

291
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,680
And they realise that in that
warm-hearted soul of yours,

292
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,600
there's a bitter little spot that's
been festering.

293
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:22,120
I don't want the kids to have
anything to do with Robbie.

294
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,040
It was unforgivable, what he did.

295
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,480
It was! I don't like the guy,
believe me! I don't like him.

296
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,600
I'm just saying, y'know, what if...

297
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,640
..guessing...

298
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,680
..what if he said that maybe
he'd changed?

299
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,040
You did read it.

300
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,520
No, I'm just guessing!

301
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,880
Men don't leave!

302
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,440
And people don't change, do they?

303
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,480
It's like when you were planning to
come here, it was all you wanted.

304
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,840
Yeah what were you thinking?

305
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,640
You were thinking, "Right, I know.
I'll turn a page, start afresh.

306
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,920
"And then I'm going to stay exactly
the same."

307
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,080
That was different.

308
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,600
I was doing it for the kids.

309
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,360
I was doing it for you.

310
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,920
But you know what? I think we
both changed.

311
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,240
It was your plan. What happened
to me was an accident.

312
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,120
Maybe your leaving was an accident
for Robbie too.

313
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,960
The kids don't need him.

314
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,440
Things change. Maybe he needs them.

315
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,120
Now, I know what that feels like.

316
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:24,600
Kenny, I know you mean well, but my
ex is none of your business, OK?

317
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,080
It's funny how you can be an
ex-lover and not an ex-father!

318
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,800
There is nothing about this subject
that is funny!

319
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,840
As long as you can keep hating him,
like you're doing now,

320
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,960
he's just hurting you again,
isn't he?

321
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,360
Look, I am just fine as I am!
All right?

322
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,640
I don't get it!

323
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,000
Why do you care about Robbie?

324
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,040
Why do you care what that bastard's
feeling?! I just don't get it!

325
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,320
I remember you standing on
that balcony,

326
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,080
desperate for something more.

327
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,560
I remember it, cos I had exactly
the same feeling.

328
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,640
And there was just this hole. It's
terrible. Remember?

329
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,080
It washes over me.

330
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,600
You want everyone to have a chance,
cos you want to have one yourself.

331
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,520
And he had his.

332
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,920
Maybe...

333
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,000
..but not as many as he needs.

334
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,720
CEILIDH MUSIC

335
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,240
Fancy coming back to my place for
a snog?

336
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,320
Would it be easier with the
lights off?

337
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,520
I don't want you to feel badly.

338
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,160
Gordon! Are you sitting
there asleep?!

339
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,320
I'm thinking.

340
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,760
What are you doing?

341
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:43,720
I've got something to prove and I'm
going to prove it all night.

342
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,920
I'm from the Department of
Fulfilment in the Ministry of Love

343
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,280
and I'm here on business.

344
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,280
Gordon!

345
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,440
Good God! It worked.

346
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,960
FRONT DOOR OPENS

347
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,080
I'm home!

348
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,240
And was the light on or off?

349
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,400
Sorry!

350
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,800
LOWING

351
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,560
The Belted Galloway?Aye.

352
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,280
Aye. One of the best we've ever had.

353
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,880
Why are you selling him?

354
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,120
We're planning to sell the
farm soon.

355
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,600
Aye.We've had enough.

356
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,880
Aye.What are you going to do?

357
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,200
Move to Spain.Aye.Aye.Spain.

358
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,320
When?

359
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,400
As soon as we sell the farm.

360
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,640
Aye.

361
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,040
And he's done well for you?

362
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,920
Aye. The best we've ever had.

363
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,040
Break my heart to let him go.

364
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,600
Can I have a look?

365
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,040
Suit yourself.

366
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,920
Spain?!

367
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,320
Aye, he believed it.

368
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,920
Well, keep after him.

369
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,920
How are you, big fellow?

370
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,440
Ah, see what I mean?

371
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,200
About what?

372
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,680
A good-tempered beast.

373
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,880
Won't charge at you.

374
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,640
Easy to work with, you see.

375
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,320
He looks to be in his prime.

376
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,920
Aye. You know a lot about bulls.

377
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,320
There'll be no fooling you.

378
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,480
How much?

379
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,360
For 2,000, they'll give me the
gear I need.

380
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:30,280
Based on once a day, that's 400
doses once you dilute it.

381
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,560
That's interesting, Malcolm.

382
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,520
I've got lots of things to do and I
promised myself I'd get them done.

383
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,920
At £5 a dose,

384
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,160
£2,000 a day

385
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,480
times 365 days.

386
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,280
That's £730,000 in a year.

387
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,280
£730,000?

388
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,600
Aye.

389
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,800
£730,000?

390
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,240
Aye.

391
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:11,200
Of course, it's more work for me but
I've never been scared of that.

392
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,560
I'm bringing a hired man to help me
with the farm.

393
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,040
It's too good to be true.

394
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,400
Course it is.

395
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,440
If it's good, it couldn't
happen here!

396
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,920
You know what I mean.

397
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,960
That's what I thought until they
told me about this villa in Spain

398
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,360
they're buying.

399
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,600
How do you suppose they could
afford that?

400
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,680
Why are they selling him for 2,000?

401
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,680
That was a bit of fancy negotiating
on my part.

402
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,560
Had to promise I would look
after it,

403
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,480
wouldn't sell it on to slaughter.

404
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,320
I gave my oath that it would die of
old age on the farm.

405
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,160
I'd be careful, Malcolm, if you want
my opinion.

406
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,200
Of course you'd be careful. That's
who you are.

407
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,360
You're just like the way my
father was.

408
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,320
That's why I value your opinion on
business matters.

409
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,240
I've been in business a long time.

410
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,160
Yes, you have.

411
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,760
Being in business, you know all too
well that if you're too careful,

412
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,960
opportunity passes you by.

413
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,040
If you don't risk, you don't
get anywhere.

414
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,680
By the way, Douglas, do you
speak Spanish?

415
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,440
BEEPING

416
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,800
I was thinking of learning
Spanish myself.

417
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,640
Kenny! Are you still in bed?!

418
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,000
No.

419
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,480
There's boxes on the jetty
need delivering.

420
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,160
Well, they can wait.

421
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,800
You know, I worry about you.

422
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,240
Join the club.

423
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,200
It's pretty exclusive.

424
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,640
It's just the two of us.

425
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,760
Your life is just passing you by.

426
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,920
I know.

427
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,840
If you know, then why waste precious
moments doing nothing?

428
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,440
I'm not doing nothing.

429
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,440
Oh, no. Course not!

430
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,520
I'm visualising.

431
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,160
That sounds like a big word
for daydreaming.

432
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,680
I'm trying to figure out what my
purpose is.

433
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,440
You're not alone there.

434
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,200
Do you wonder about that too?

435
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,360
About what your purpose is? Aye.

436
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,080
Is there a plan for me?

437
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,720
Well, if there is, it's a
good secret.

438
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,040
Still, tell you what,

439
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,520
that was some mean fiddling last
night, Gordon.

440
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,720
What?

441
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,520
At the ceilidh.

442
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,520
Oh, aye.

443
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,480
How are you going to afford it?

444
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,640
I've got my savings,

445
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,400
and Mrs McGowan's going to give
me £500.

446
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,000
She is? Marjorie?Aye.

447
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,080
Marjorie?Aye!

448
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:49,040
She's tight, but she knows an
opportunity when she sees one.

449
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,440
I'm going to ask the bank for
the rest.

450
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,360
500?

451
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,160
Aye.

452
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,040
I could let you have 500.

453
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,400
I don't know, Douglas.

454
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,320
It's kind of you, but it means I'd
be sharing half my profit between

455
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,760
you and Mrs McGowan.

456
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,360
Oh, come on, Malcolm. You can't let
her invest and not me!

457
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:13,360
You're no good with risk.I AM!
You're a friend. It might go wrong!

458
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,000
If I'm your friend, you'll let
me invest.

459
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,960
OK, since you're my friend.

460
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,480
Partner.

461
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,560
And?

462
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,520
I've got to speak to Mrs McGowan
before Douglas does.

463
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,240
And Douglas is putting £500 in?

464
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,680
Aye, and you know how tight Douglas
is with money.

465
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,400
Douglas?

466
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,080
To be honest, he didn't want me to
mention it to you.

467
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,440
I see your problem.

468
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,480
Do you?Well, of course. I mean, I
have a purpose.

469
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,840
I bring people safely to their
destination. I defy nature.

470
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,160
You defy nature?!Aye.

471
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,280
Yeah, all right. I'll go with that.

472
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,120
Now, these are for the shop.

473
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,880
That's it! That's your purpose!

474
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,280
What is?

475
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,840
It's right here in front of you,
staring you in the face.

476
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,960
Is it?

477
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,680
You must be thick!Yeah, I guess I
must be.

478
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,360
You deliver boxes!

479
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,360
And that's it?

480
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,000
It's what you do, isn't it? Perhaps
it's not as noble as my purpose, but

481
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,080
you wouldn't expect it to be.

482
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,840
I was hoping that I had a higher
purpose than that.

483
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,240
Why?

484
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,120
Because.

485
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,520
Well, if you do, then why are you
wasting your time delivering boxes?

486
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,760
I think we're back to the
beginning, mate.

487
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,920
What's that?

488
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,920
Oh, that's for Malcolm.

489
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,880
Well, he'll have to come down and
fetch it with his tractor.

490
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,240
Go on, open it.

491
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,680
What is it?

492
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,920
I haven't the heart to ask him.

493
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,320
Do you want to?

494
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,160
No, thanks, scared what he
might say.

495
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,320
I've got it!

496
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,640
What?The answer to your question.

497
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,120
Keep it to yourself. Whatever you
say is bound to depress me.

498
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,760
You're a utility man.

499
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,880
What?

500
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,120
A random man with a random purpose.

501
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,000
Gordon, you're pushing me down a
black hole, man.

502
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,240
Well, you don't have just one
purpose, do you?

503
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,320
But I only want one. I'm not greedy.

504
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,320
Look down there.

505
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,040
They're your purpose.

506
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,320
And coming up here, that was
your purpose.

507
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,000
And Abby...Abby.

508
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,560
I think I've moved past that
particular purpose, thanks.

509
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,080
..maybe.

510
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,880
Maybe you were barking up the wrong
tree and the purpose is something

511
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,560
else all along, but she's still your
purpose, whatever it is.

512
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,520
Now, is that better than boxes?

513
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,120
It might be.

514
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,400
Make sure you support the
baby's head.

515
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,680
OK, Mum!

516
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,440
Oh, that's good!

517
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,840
I could get some warm water...

518
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,320
No, it's OK. I can do it.

519
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,080
Let me.

520
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,280
OK.

521
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,520
Douglas wants to take a
photograph later.

522
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,840
Let's just see how we feel.

523
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,160
Of course. you just let me know and
I'll fetch Alistair.

524
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200
No!

525
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,880
You don't want a photograph?

526
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,160
Och, don't be silly. You'll regret
it later.

527
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,520
They change so quickly. You'll
forget how small she was.

528
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,320
You don't need to fetch Alistair!

529
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:55,280
I know he's busy, but Alistair will
be disappointed not to be in it.

530
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,920
Just you, me and the baby will
be fine.

531
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,760
Of course it will, but Alistair...

532
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,480
Alistair is not going to be part of
the baby's life!

533
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,120
Of course he will.

534
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,280
It's not your place to shut him out.

535
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,160
You know, he wouldn't touch her.

536
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,840
He wouldn't even pick her up.

537
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,520
He'd had a skin full.

538
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,400
He was probably afraid he'd
drop her.

539
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,960
Yeah.

540
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,560
Could you get the warm water?

541
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,240
Did you have a party when I
was born?

542
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,040
No, not really.

543
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,600
Weren't you happy?

544
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,320
Course I was. I still am.

545
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,840
Why didn't you have a party?

546
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,920
I was a bit tired.

547
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,440
Did my dad get Brahms and Liszt as
a fart?

548
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,440
No, not really.

549
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,440
Alistair got Brahms and Liszt as
a fart.

550
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,680
Yeah, he did.

551
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,880
Kenny says people get Brahms and
Liszt as a fart to forget things.

552
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,240
Sometimes they do. Yeah.

553
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,040
What does Brahms and Liszt as a
fart mean?

554
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,960
It means to get really drunk.

555
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,480
If I had a baby, I'd want to
remember it.

556
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,040
Me too.

557
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,040
Do you remember when I was born?

558
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,520
Like it was yesterday.

559
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,360
Who do I look like? You or my dad?

560
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,600
Me.

561
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,880
Really?

562
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,400
Do you have a photo of him?

563
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,920
No, but you can take my word for
it, Charley.

564
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,920
Carolyn's baby looks like her.

565
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,680
That's what Mrs Raeburn says.

566
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,920
Yeah, I think she's does.

567
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,800
I'm not adopted, am I?

568
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,200
No!

569
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,480
Alfie said I was adopted.

570
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,160
That's why I don't look like you.

571
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,920
Charley, you're not adopted.

572
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,360
I don't think Alfie looks like
you either.

573
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,120
So, if I'm adopted, he must be too.

574
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,920
Charley! You're not adopted, OK?!

575
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,040
Are you sure you don't have a photo
of him?

576
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,240
That was a craic last night,
wasn't it?

577
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,360
Shush! A craic!

578
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,040
How did I get home?

579
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,840
Don't make me talk.

580
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,240
Does your head feel like it's going
to explode?

581
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,360
Aye. Yours?

582
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,120
No, I'm fine.

583
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,480
WHISTLES

584
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,680
Alistair, I want to speak to you!

585
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,400
I'm busy.Now.

586
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,640
Why don't I come and see you a
little later?Now!

587
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,960
What is it?

588
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,160
You're having your picture taken,
holding your baby.

589
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,560
I'm not sure I'm feeling...

590
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,720
Now!

591
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,920
Did it flash?

592
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,520
Aye. They weren't smiling.

593
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,720
Yes, we were!

594
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,000
Alistair wasn't!

595
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:21,160
20 years from now, people will want
to know why he wasn't smiling.

596
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,320
Were you smiling?

597
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,800
I thought I was.

598
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,920
Well, smile bigger and let's get
this done.

599
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,320
And I think I'm ready. Say "haggis"!

600
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,200
BOTH:Haggis!

601
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,480
Good! Now, another one with Alistair
holding the baby.

602
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,000
Och, Mum, I think that's enough.

603
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,080
Come on, just one more.

604
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,680
Make sure you support her wee head.

605
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,520
Got her?

606
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,080
They weren't ready.Yes, they were.

607
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,960
OK. That's it! I've had enough.

608
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,800
I'm tired, Mum.

609
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,640
But thank you and thank
you, Douglas.

610
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,000
I'll carry her in. Thanks.

611
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,480
That'll be a lovely photo.

612
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,880
You can put that up on your wall in
your villa in Spain, partner!

613
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,640
Unless Malcolm hasn't sold us a pig
in a poke!

614
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,480
Let's hope.

615
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,720
We'll be pigs together, whatever
happens, won't we?

616
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,080
Is the shop open?

617
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,600
Aye. I'll be along in a moment.

618
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,760
What was that all about?

619
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,400
A little business venture.

620
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,600
You're doing business with her?

621
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,080
Aye, and Malcolm.

622
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,720
And Malcolm? Are you mad? Have you
taken leave of your senses?!

623
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,560
No.

624
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,200
She'll rob you blind. You know that.
You know what she's like.

625
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,400
Well, of course I do.

626
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,000
That's why I invested.

627
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,720
Marjorie wouldn't give stale bread
to a starving man.

628
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,560
It's a fair bet that my money's safe
if it's sitting with hers.

629
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,720
It's still a bet.

630
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,880
How much?

631
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,480
You don't need to know.

632
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,320
I don't need to know?!

633
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,000
No.

634
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,320
Are you ashamed to have been such
a fool?

635
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,200
Is that why you won't tell me?

636
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,880
No.

637
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,880
You're afraid I wouldn't understand.

638
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,720
That I wouldn't be supportive.

639
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,400
There might be something in that.

640
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,440
Of course I'd be
supportive, Douglas.

641
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,960
I know you wouldn't do
anything foolish.

642
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,920
I know whatever decision you took

643
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,400
it would be with our best interest
at heart.

644
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,920
That's the kind of man you are.

645
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,880
That's why I love you.£500.

646
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,520
Well, don't expect to speak to me
any time soon!

647
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,560
The bull will take all of my time
at the beginning.

648
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,240
Cousin Colin can look after
the farming.

649
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,200
I'll keep an eye on him, of course.

650
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,520
Don't want to feel you've got too
much responsibility.

651
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,760
Not all at once.

652
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,840
He won't be living in the house,
will he?

653
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,840
No. There's a shed for the
hired man.

654
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,960
We used to have a hired man
every year

655
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,480
till I was able to carry the load.

656
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,560
If he works out, then you and I...

657
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,160
..Peter, come here.

658
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,280
Go and fetch the shovel. It's by the
tractor. There's a good boy.

659
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,440
If he works out,

660
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,840
then you and I could start thinking
about having a baby.

661
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,880
More than one, if you want.

662
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,960
Thank you, son.

663
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,160
Well, if I look like one, you
do too.

664
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,000
Do not!Sit down and stop arguing!

665
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,320
You started it.Did not.

666
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,560
Is that him?

667
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,240
That's Alfie when he was a baby.

668
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,400
Can I see?

669
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,200
You were all wrinkled and ugly.

670
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,600
Alfie?

671
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,160
I was only joking!

672
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,480
I kind of look like him.

673
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,160
That's not your fault.

674
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,560
What if I end up being like him?

675
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,600
That would be your fault.

676
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,240
But what if I can't help it?

677
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,920
There's a weird guy thing that
happens, yeah.

678
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,800
Nobody wants to be like
their fathers.

679
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,400
We want to be ourselves.

680
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,200
I mean, Jim Morrison, he reckoned we
all wanted to kill our fathers.

681
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,360
We do?

682
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,720
Not exactly.

683
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,880
Not kill them, but we want to be
different from them.

684
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,400
We want to be our own man and we
want to find our own way.

685
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,200
You don't want to be like your dad.

686
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,240
Never.

687
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,400
And when you've found your own way,

688
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,760
you might find it easier to forgive.

689
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,280
I hate him.

690
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,000
You can't hate.

691
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,200
I do. And I look like him.

692
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,880
You listen to me, cos you're walking
in my footsteps.

693
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,760
Have you forgiven your dad?

694
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,000
Well, I'm obviously a lot better at
talking about this sort of thing

695
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,720
than doing it.

696
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,000
I liked your dad, when he was here.

697
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,960
Maybe one day you'll like
your father.

698
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,040
Yeah, maybe.

699
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,800
People change. We need to change.

700
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,720
Are you ever going to change?

701
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,440
I don't want you to.

702
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,600
See, you might meet your dad one day
and he turns out to be the nicest

703
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,400
bloke you've ever met in your life.

704
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,200
You know, he's helping old ladies
across the street,

705
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,040
he's returning bin bags full of
money without asking for rewards,

706
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,040
he's giving blood every day with a
smile on his face.

707
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,960
But if I don't want to be
like him...

708
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,560
Well, then you can be a villain.

709
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,160
Cool.

710
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,720
The look on his face when he was
holding her.

711
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,480
He seemed happy.No.

712
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,920
No?

713
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,200
Proud.

714
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,840
More important than happy.

715
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,400
How are the three of you going to
manage in your place?

716
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,280
Or in his? It's much too small.

717
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,680
What are you talking about?

718
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,480
You'll be on top of each other.

719
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,600
And I can tell you from experience,
you don't want that.

720
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,600
Alistair is not moving in with me!

721
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,200
I think he'll want to.

722
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,200
Mum!

723
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:26,760
You told me he wouldn't want to be
in the photograph. I said he would.

724
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,880
Who was right?

725
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,440
That is not the same!

726
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,200
I think you should trust a
mother's instinct.

727
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,800
OK, wee, teeth and prayers!

728
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,240
BOTH: Mum! Get on with it or there's
no story!

729
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,120
I should never have shown them
the photograph.

730
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,680
It was stupid.

731
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:55,200
Charley asked, and after what
you said...

732
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,840
I think it was good. It's the
right thing.

733
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,960
Alfie took it so badly.

734
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,680
You're only scared of stuff you
don't know.

735
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,360
He'll be all right.

736
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,680
He will.

737
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,160
..All right, we're coming!

738
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,320
You'd better be in bed!

739
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,520
Every time the bull...

740
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,360
..does his business,

741
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,000
it's £2,000.

742
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,520
I'm not charging enough!

743
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,480
Gordon! Could I speak to you?

744
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,040
£2,000?

745
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,880
Yes, Mary, what can I do you for?

746
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:40,360
And before we start, may I say
you're looking lovely tonight.

747
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:45,520
Gordon, because of what's happened,
you know, the baby and everything...

748
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,600
..well, there's no mincing words.
I need my cottage back.

749
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,120
Oh, you and Douglas not getting on?
Sorry to hear it.

750
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,400
It's the stress, is it?

751
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,520
No. It's the baby.

752
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,160
Oh! They bring joy, but they bring
stress too.

753
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,640
Not for me! For Carolyn
and Alistair.

754
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,040
Oh.I know it's asking a lot...

755
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,680
Aye, it is. Not for me, of course.

756
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:11,720
I'm easy-going. No problem with me.
But, well, Kenny can be difficult.

757
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,480
Can you ask him for me?

758
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,960
He won't be happy about it.

759
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,960
Unlike me. Cos I would do anything
to help you that I could.

760
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,120
What did her airs and graces want?

761
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,360
I don't know who she thinks she is,
but I'm not standing for it.

762
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,960
What's she done to upset you?

763
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,160
She wants to kick me out of my home.

764
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,400
It is her cottage.

765
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,640
What's that got to do with it? It's
my home! Where am I going to live?

766
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,120
What are you staring at me for?

767
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,800
Aw, you don't mean it!

768
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:00,960
With you?As you said, you're a lot
cheaper than the bull.

769
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Keep talking like that, I'm gonna
have to take you home right now.

770
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,120
Any trousers to go with that mouth?

771
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:17,080
And then he sees himself in the
reflection of the pond.

772
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,720
He nearly jumps out of his skin...

773
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:25,920
..because he is so old-fashioned

774
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,240
but worse than that,

775
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,160
he's middle-aged.

776
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,360
The cool guy that he once was,

777
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,800
the height of fashion, the envy
of others,

778
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,600
is not staring back at him.

779
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,480
That guy is long gone.

780
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:49,840
And Rip, that's Mr Van Winkle to
you, he just can't figure it out.

781
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,440
What happened to him?

782
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:56,520
Well, you see, Rip was a bit of a
young tearaway, you know, never

783
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,840
very responsible.

784
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,240
Kind of lived from moment to moment.

785
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,360
Now, when he went into the dark
forest, by himself,

786
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,600
he got tricked into drinking from
another man's cup,

787
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,920
and he fell into a deep sleep.

788
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:21,240
And then when he tried to go home,
he found it was empty.

789
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,640
And he realised he'd been asleep for
20 years.

790
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,960
That's a long time.

791
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,120
Yes, it is.

792
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,200
But he was awake now.

793
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:38,080
And although he was the same man,
he knew he was different.

794
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:42,600
So, he looked around and he
asked himself.

795
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,800
"What have I done?"

796
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,120
What happened to him?

797
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,760
He decided to make up for lost time,
didn't he?

798
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,320
He knew the world had changed, and
that he had to change with it.

799
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,440
So, he started.

800
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,840
Is that the end?

801
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,920
This one kind of begins where
it ends.

802
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,840
OK.

803
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,480
Night.Night.

804
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,520
Night.

805
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,680
Goodnight.

806
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,760
20 years is a long time.

807
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,600
Yeah.

808
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,200
I suppose it goes quick if
you're asleep.

809
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,480
Well, it's just a story.

810
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,760
Thanks for today.

811
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:37,880
You know...

812
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,160
..you're a bad habit.

813
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,000
That doesn't sound like a compliment
to me.

814
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,440
This isn't good.

815
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:54,600
We both need something more than
this and we both know it.

816
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,480
It may not be good, Kenny, but it's
not bad.

817
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,760
For who?

818
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,000
For me, for the kids,

819
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,640
and for you, I guess, because if it
wasn't, you wouldn't stay this long.

820
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:11,760
There was a doctor and they brought
a dying boy to him.

821
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,360
He worked all night long, used all
his skills and saved the boy's life.

822
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,120
Right.

823
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:23,480
Ten years later, the boy picks up a
gun and he kills a dozen people.

824
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,320
So...

825
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,880
..did the doctor do good or bad?

826
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,680
Join up the dots for me.

827
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,120
You're nice to me and you're really
good to me, and I stay.

828
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,200
Obviously, cos I'm not capable
of leaving.

829
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:44,600
Now, is this good for me? Is it good
for them? Is it good for you?

830
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,880
I don't know what's good.

831
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,920
But I know it's a bad habit.

832
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,000
You're nobody's victim, Kenny.

833
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,800
Can't you do anything, like make me
hate you?

834
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,360
Then I can leave.

835
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,800
I've tried everything.

836
00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,920
Try harder.

837
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,080
Let Robbie into their lives.

838
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,680
No.

839
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,640
Look, the only reason you can
hate him

840
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,680
so much is if you loved him once.

841
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:17,880
Now, you didn't like what he changed
into, but he could've changed back.

842
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:22,320
How do you know? He probably just
wants money or something.

843
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,520
I can't take the risk.

844
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,280
Not for me and not for the kids.

845
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,080
I can't believe you want me
to, Kenny!

846
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,920
So, you won't even give him
a chance?

847
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,240
They don't need him.

848
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,440
Cos they have me?

849
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:37,360
You have to ask yourself whether you
need them more than they need you.

850
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,280
I have asked myself that question.

851
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,040
Have you answered it?

852
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,840
Kenny!

853
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,280
Mary.

854
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,480
Mary!

855
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,760
Mary!

856
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,720
I'm not speaking to you.

857
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,800
Good. All I want you to do
is listen.

858
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:15,840
It's a risk. I might lose all the
money, but I might not.

859
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,760
You don't like risking things, Mary,

860
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,280
but you can't go through life
without risk,

861
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,840
no matter how much you want to.

862
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,560
What was the money for?

863
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:27,560
Let's stay not speaking a
little longer.

864
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,920
BABY CRIES

865
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,920
Carolyn!

866
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,040
What's the matter?

867
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,520
Nothing.

868
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,920
Good morning, Gordon.

869
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,640
Aye. You could say that!

870
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,240
You know, frankly, I'm a little
surprised that you have no shame

871
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,800
about kicking me out of my home,
baby or no baby!

872
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,360
Kicking you out of your home?

873
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,440
All right, don't play the innocent
with me!

874
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,040
Making Kenny homeless, well, yes, I
could see that.

875
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,720
I could see how that might give you
some small amusement.

876
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,200
But me! Me!

877
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,040
There's nothing funny about it,
doing it to me.

878
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,160
I was just saying good morning, I
didn't expect...

879
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,160
What did you expect?!

880
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,720
I'm not saying I'm not happy
for you.

881
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,000
You and Carolyn living together is
the right thing,

882
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,800
but well, it could have been handled
with more grace.

883
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,320
Me and Carolyn living together?

884
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,640
A bit more respect for how it might
disrupt my life!

885
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,720
So, aye, good morning...

886
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:53,880
..for some!

887
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,120
Morning.

888
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,360
If we're lucky, school will get
cancelled again.

889
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,440
Abby, can I speak to you?

890
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,720
Yeah, sure.

891
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,480
What have you done now?Nothing!

892
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,120
Goodbye, Peter.

893
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:52,160
I need a favour.

894
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,800
There's no-one else I can ask.

895
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,080
You can't catch me!

896
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,160
Children! Come on.

897
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,040
Children, Miss Wallace has agreed to
help and be your teacher for

898
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,880
a while.For one or two days.

899
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,440
One or two days, while I look after
my granddaughter.

900
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,880
No way!

901
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,440
Then, Marjorie, bless her,

902
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,440
took me in, until I can sort
something else out.

903
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,000
And then made me feel right at home,

904
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,760
and then when we went to bed...

905
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,760
Don't. You don't have to tell
me everything.

906
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,680
..ah, but I want to.

907
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:07,840
I enjoyed our boy talks earlier and
I think you seemed to.

908
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,080
So, when I woke up this morning, the
first thing that popped into my head

909
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,400
was, "I can't wait to tell Kenny."

910
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,800
Well, actually, it wasn't the
first thing.

911
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,600
The first thing was when Marjorie...

912
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,640
Gordon, it's too much information.

913
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,760
Well, you can imagine.

914
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,240
Sadly, yeah.

915
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,480
There was nothing sad about it,
I can tell you.

916
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,480
I wish you'd stop because it's
making me jealous.

917
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,920
Oh, of course it does. I understand.

918
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,000
When you get back from
your shopping,

919
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,600
we'll need to shift our things.

920
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:38,720
Yeah.

921
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,520
Have you finished, Peter?

922
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,000
No, Miss Wallace. I need help.

923
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,600
Yeah, of course. What is it?

924
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,000
Can you explain what a
conjunction is?

925
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,840
A conjunction?

926
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,560
Right, yeah, er, conjunction.

927
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,480
Alfie, what's a conjunction?

928
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,600
Well...

929
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,360
I know! It's an infection in
your eye.

930
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,400
You're so stupid! "Because", "and",
"when", "where", words like that...

931
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,240
You can make two sentences into one.

932
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,440
Yeah, exactly right.

933
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,880
Malcolm!Colin!

934
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,560
You look grand.

935
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,760
Do I?

936
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,000
I don't feel it.

937
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,200
Feel like I might be sick.

938
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,680
Never took to boats.

939
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,720
Had a curry last night.

940
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,960
Chicken.

941
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,920
That's a fine tractor.

942
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,160
It does the job.

943
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,960
I'll be driving it, then?

944
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,160
Aye.

945
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,400
Don't take to poultry.

946
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,040
Shall we be going?

947
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,320
Where?To the farm.

948
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,440
I suppose we'd better.

949
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,680
Has to be family.

950
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,640
The smell of a baby's breath.

951
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,400
That's another thing I loved.

952
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,360
Holding the soft, little face up
next to you.

953
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,920
I'm never going to be what they want
me to be, Jerry.

954
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,400
This is the pen.

955
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,920
It's a fine pen.

956
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,440
And this is the barn.

957
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,520
It's a fine barn.

958
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,600
We'll collect the bull tomorrow.

959
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,760
This is where you're staying.

960
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,520
It's not much.

961
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,240
It's fine.

962
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,680
Here's Ida.

963
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,800
Ida, meet Cousin Colin.

964
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,600
Nice to meet you. Welcome.

965
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,360
You've done well for
yourself, Malcolm.

966
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,600
Thank you.

967
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,400
Real well.

968
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,200
You've got two people working
for you.

969
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,280
Oh, no, Ida doesn't work for me.

970
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,880
She lives with me.

971
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,360
Och!

972
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,160
You're still a joker.

973
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,480
Is Kenny coming to say goodnight?

974
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,840
Yeah, he'll be here soon.

975
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,720
You did all right today.

976
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,040
You think?

977
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,840
Yeah.Thanks.

978
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,880
Can you cancel school tomorrow?

979
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,160
KNOCK AT DOOR

980
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,400
Oop, there's Kenny. Come on, bed.

981
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,440
Night.I'll be up in a minute, OK?

982
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,520
Right.

983
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,240
Did he call you?

984
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,920
Who?Kenny.

985
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,120
No. I thought that was him knocking.

986
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,720
Allergic to work, that boy.

987
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,280
He didn't make the last ferry.

988
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,840
I waited. I know he's not good
with time.

989
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,280
Well, he hasn't called.

990
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,760
Well, if he does, ask where he
wants me to put his gear.

991
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,840
Just like him to go missing when
there's a dirty job to be done.

992
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,240
Oi!

993
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,760
HORN BLASTS

994
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,600
Children!

995
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,760
Finished already, Charley?

996
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,960
No. I'm thinking about something
from the other night.

997
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
What is it, sweetie?

998
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:28,040
Is it possible to be asleep
20 years?

999
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,440
Home, sweet home.

1000
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,120
Ha, Rob the Builder!

1001
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,320
Well? What do you think?

1002
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,520
It's a fine-looking cow.

1003
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,400
It's a bull!

1004
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,560
If you say it is.

1005
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,120
This is what you put your money in?

1006
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,280
Aye. You're talking to me again?

1007
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:11,760
No, I'm not.

1008
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,120
Does it have a name?

1009
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,520
Aye, but we can call it whatever
you want.

1010
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,600
Can we call it Gordon?

1011
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,720
Absolutely not.

1012
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,320
Why not?

1013
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,040
Cup of tea, please, love.
Two sugars.

1014
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,480
Oi, there's a queue.

1015
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,080
Sorry, mate.

1016
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,760
Kenny.

1017
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,080
Hey, Robbie. How's it going?

1018
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,680
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